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    Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 4:40pm
At 25 seconds the momma bear says..."Okay, this is getting a little weird."

Weird? YOU SELL ASSWIPES!!  Angry


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 5:07pm
Looks like they're getting all horned up.

That IS kinda weird.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Jul 2017 at 11:07pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

At 25 seconds the momma bear says..."Okay, this is getting a little weird."

Weird? YOU SELL ASSWIPES!!  Angry
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And not just that.... they sell BLUE BEAR ASSWIPES!
Where I come from (OK, not really) if a bear wants to wipe his ass, he grabs the nearest salmon or fluffy-white bunny to do it!  Shocked
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jul 2017 at 9:35am
Is there some sexual fetish going on that I'm not aware of involving toilet paper??????
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote crainbebo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2017 at 4:27pm
I'm sick of this one, and I'm sick of the "TERRIBLE TOILET PAPERRRRR!!!!" commercial too. Really, you don't want to spend time away from home because the toilet paper sucks? Just go to the store and buy some Charmin yourself!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Virginia Dare Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jul 2017 at 10:56pm
One of these commercials has the Papa Bear sounding very much like Dan Castellaneta "Homer Simpson".   But I'm sure his contract would prohibit him lending his voice to a toilet paper ad. 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tikibagger Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jul 2017 at 4:36am
pretty sure assplay is involved in this Bear Country JAMBOREE
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrCleveland Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2017 at 10:03pm
Charmin...stop it with the f**kin' bears!

I hate all these Charmin commercials...especially when you're forced to watch them!
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2017 at 10:24pm
Bears hibernate in the winter. They eat tons of roughage and assorted crap to create a butt-plug for those cold, cold, long months so they don't crap all over each other. They are REALLY CRANKY before that first crap, doncha know.
Makes one wonder if Charmin is trying to sell bears a kinder, gentler solution to the 'Springing the Butt-Plug in the Spring'. Hey - it gets MY vote - I'll even buy my northern neighbors a few dozen rolls.
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All I can say is, at least they acknowledged it was weird, and didn't play this straight!
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