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PaWolf 
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 Posted: 20 May 2012 at 1:29am |
 ...another sign that the world is coming to an end.
Cabbies to be Trained to Spot & Counsel Hookershttp://www.wpix.com/news/wpix-cabbies-trained-to-spot-counsel-hookers,0,4903076.story?hpt=us_bn4 "Councilman Halloran spelled out the flaws, "Here we're gonna spend $2 million dollars and educate cabbies to be social workers and informants for the police department. What are we thinking?"" "Police Commissioner Ray Kelly was noticeably perplexed at a Thursday press briefing, "The cab drivers will do the counseling? Interesting. I'd really need to see that."
~~~ What happens when the cabbie makes a mistake and decides to coouncel your wife? After you let your wife beat the sh*t out of the cabbie, you're KNOW you're also going to sue SOMEBODY - but WHO? What if you had one of those there imported MiddleEast Muslim caabbies? After ya both get through 'Introducing him tp Jesus' ~and~ suing whomever, will you get to keep the cab? How could this happen?
Imagine you both are caually-dressed up for a semi-classy evening on the town and planning on staying over at a moderately-seedy hotel. You've finished dinner, danced a tad, then ya got her sloppy-drunk on apple martinis while minding YOUR manners and remaining semi-coherent.
You've called a cab; the cabbie arrives and you pile your beloved in the back seat and give the cabbie the name of the hotel a few blocks away.
By now, the cabbie has incorrectly figured out that your wife is really a whorestitute and starts councelling her while you are sitting next to her.
Nature will take its course from there.
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Posted: 22 May 2012 at 8:59pm |
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If you think the Duggars (19 and Counting) are awful, how about this?
This was on CNN.
This guy has 30 kids by 11 women. He's 33 y/o. He "didn't mean" to have this many kids. "It just happened". I guess he was just walking along, minding his own business, when suddenly, women became pregnant with his kids.
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insanity213
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Posted: 22 May 2012 at 10:09pm |
Jerry Springer, eat your heart out  He'd have to dedicate a full week of shows just to cover this one. |
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 3:06am |
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All the guy has to do is deny that they're his, and Maury Povich can get months worth of paternity tests out of this.
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Jimbo
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 4:00am |
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The look on the guy's face suggested that he was proud of himself.
He's gonna have that hanging over his head for the rest of his life.
If he ever wins the lottery or comes into money, or gets a good paying job, he'll always be on the hook. Even after the kids are adults.
The only thing left for him to do is go live out on the street.
Catch a greyhound bus for some warm climate like Miami or San Diego & find a shelter to live in.
Work day labor for cash.
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Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork & spoon.
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 4:14am |
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Maybe he'll get a reality show.
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 3:26pm |
"Feedin' 30 Mouths in tha Dirty South" |
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 3:31pm |
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How 'bout a game show? "Matchgame 2012". Match the baby to the babymama.
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 4:06pm |
There are definitely enough babies to get a full season's worth in. |
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Posted: 23 May 2012 at 5:48pm |
Yuppers - that one is SO bad that I couldn't write about it - but thanks for 'opening the door'. This is clearly another case "Lower Life Forms We Forgot for Which to Spray".Another case of 'Your Tax Dollars at Work' (because they just will not be 'working')...'Mr. Leaky Studmuffin' (who is looking for Social Services to support his spermmistakes) not getting neutered when he should have been. All his lil' 'BabyBumpBitches' probably should be spayed, too. Now, if it was up to me, I'd localize the entire cost and have their parents (probably not working, either) paying for this mess.
Newsworthy?
I think not.
Time to play "Whack the PeePee and cement over 'The Love Canal'"?
Yes, but still too late.
Soylent Green? Is there a skillet/Velveeta-version?
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Posted: 25 May 2012 at 12:56am |
 ...dang Hooty! How much ya gotta pay for 'littering'?!!! I'll help foot the bill.
Dropped money nets Ohio man ticket for litteringhttp://www.torontosun.com/2012/05/24/dropped-money-nets-ohio-man-ticket-for-littering |
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Posted: 25 May 2012 at 2:17am |
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I don't give money to strangers anymore.
I was stopped at a light one time and a hooker walked up to my car and said, "I'll do anything you want for $100.00." I said, "OK, paint my house." |
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Posted: 25 May 2012 at 2:59am |
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Ba da BING!!!!
Heard that one before, Hooty.
May have even been a Rodney Dangefield joke.
But hey, the classics never go out of style.
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Posted: 25 May 2012 at 3:50am |
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Man Busted After Driving Zebra to Barhttp://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/weird/Man-Busted-for-DUI-with-Zebra-in-Truck--152992845.html |
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Posted: 27 May 2012 at 3:09am |
  ...nothing worse than having your party crashed and beer stolen - sets me off every stinkin' time, doncha know!Cows crash backyard party in BoxfordHope everyone watched the video.
"The cows are home safe and sound and no charges were filed."  Methinks they shoulda charged the cows for underage drinking and served 'em up with some o'that cheesy 'Hamburger Helper' stuff, or, well...just steaks. Beer IS a great 'meat tenderizer' (although too much can make ya useless). |
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Posted: 02 Jun 2012 at 6:44pm |
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....wonder if they've decided to 'preserve the artifact' and keep everyone out of the tub?
Family claims to see image of Jesus in moldy shower
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Posted: 08 Jun 2012 at 11:22pm |
 Watched too many Saturday morning cartoons? Buddy with camera should give him a bigger saw?
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Posted: 11 Jun 2012 at 5:52pm |
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..."...we went to the pub to discuss important issues facing out constituents; generally, the decisions we made were good..."
Right.
Generally.
British prime minister and his wife leave daughter, 8, at a pub
(Mrs. P.M., a few hours later)
 "...o.k. there 'Mr. P.M.'!!! Just who decided to bring the little bitch to the bar?! Did you notice if she wrung up a tab, or bought 'a few rounds on the house'?!"(Daughter o'P.M. at Second-Grade 'Show & Tell': "...and THESE are the bar coasters I gathered and added to my collection as the nice people watched over me until Mummy & Daddy came and picked me up....and THESE are the bar napkins with phone numbers from the nice old men who said I could call them the next time I am left ALLLLLLLLLLL alone! - I CAN'T WAIT!...."
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Posted: 12 Jun 2012 at 3:43pm |
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There's stupid, then there's this moron:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/901355-facebook-bragger-michael-ruse-pleads-guilty-to-assault Judge Ian Pearson told Ruse: 'You pleaded guilty part way through the trial only really because you were stupid enough to put on Facebook what amounted to a full confession. Ruse's lawyer Russell Pyne said of his client: 'He needs help with regards to thinking skills.' |
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Posted: 13 Jun 2012 at 5:59pm |
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but wait! There are even MORE (very stupid people)
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 11:21pm |
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Well, I guess this guy's got the balls to do this.
http://www.workerscompensation.com/compnewsnetwork/from-bobs-cluttered-desk/14573-choosing-disability-for-fame-man-keeps-100-pound-scrotum.html?goback=.gde_1922050_member_126441154 
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Posted: 23 Jul 2012 at 5:01pm |
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Texicans, as usual, go out of their way to outdo all others in regard to avoiding 'gene pool overcrowding'. Yet another punchline for 'How many illegal aliens can you stuff in a rolling coffin?'
(CNN) -- A Ford pickup truck crammed with nearly two dozen people crashed in southeastern Texas on Sunday evening, killing at least 13 people and injuring 10 others. (WolfyNote) - WHAT?! A 2-door 4x4 Ford F-250 without an 'extended bed'? Since the truck was white, at least it wasn't after Labor Day - what a 'style faux pas' THAT would have beeen, doncha know, cancha tell!
If the driver survived, *I* suggest he works on his 'scheduling skills', charges a little more for gas, and starts carrying 'lighter loads. That will probably save wear and tear on the clean-up teams for future fruitless fruity fruit-picker flight-for-freedom effots..
13 die when packed pickup truck crashes in Texas
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Thor wrote:
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