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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Back to 'Ms. EyeScream for Ice Cream' - Did you notice her teeth?

Got to wonder if she went off the deep end because she failed 'The Tissue Test' and couldn't afford Crest White Strips?


I noticed them, but not for any serious yellowing. All I noticed was just that she had a lot of gum tissue covering much of them. They look pretty straight and white enough for most people's satisfaction, they are just kind of short looking to me.

Still, the whole thing is quite disturbing to think about what she's going through right now.

I truly hope medical science is able to restore her sight someday.

Of all the senses to lose, losing your sight is by far and away the worst of all.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 3:14am
LOLWas she really that good?
(at least we know this wasn't Thor as we all believe he actually quit smoking...right?)
 
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Update on the girl who gouged her eyes out.

(Warning: Contains a somewhat graphic description of how she did it.)

South Carolina woman who gouged her eyes out thought it was a sacrifice to God

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ErmmI JUST took a healthy crap and was about to eat some cherry ice cream so I'm not reading about her right now...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 5:44pm
Holy Sh!t!  You would think the person at the controls could shut off the power...at least!  Angry


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Stupid criminals of the week:


https://www.clickorlando.com/news/suspects-try-to-set-home-on-fire-with-spaghetti-sauce-after-burglary-deputies-say?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Mom Apologizes After Accidentally Sending Son to Elementary School in Obscene Shirt


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Way to go, mom!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Apr 2018 at 5:12pm
LOLLOL

Now that's a mom who looks out for her fellow female!! Tongue   Be proactive!
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Stupid criminals of the week:


https://www.clickorlando.com/news/suspects-try-to-set-home-on-fire-with-spaghetti-sauce-after-burglary-deputies-say?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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ShockedConfusedLOL!
This may be a little too close to our very own ol'Mule for comfort.
The inquiring mindless need to know! Why a bull costume? Why not bulljammies? Was it for the bullglary?
What wasn't going through their heads when they took the sauce jar with them? Was it 4-cheese, meat or no meat? Mushrooms?
I think the suspects' and all of their relatives should all be rounded up and deported to North Korea,
 
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Imagine the outrage if the kid had spilled some ketchup in a certain area on the shirt... 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Apr 2018 at 1:03am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Imagine the outrage if the kid had spilled some ketchup in a certain area on the shirt... 
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Even a glob of chocolate pudding could be taken out of context.  Shocked  Hope the kid isn't a sloppy eater...  LOL

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Apr 2018 at 6:47am
LOL I just saw on WVIT a guy try to get his full shopping cart trying to enter through the exit door during a 4:00 report about a hunger food drive at 90 Connecticut Stop and Shops.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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LOL...five years later and this one STILL makes me laugh.
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 May 2018 at 10:54pm
The SJWs can go screw themselves that was damn hilarious!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 May 2018 at 11:59pm
Yeah, I giggled for months after that every time I thought of it.

Sum Ting Wong.

Wi Tu Lo.

Ho Li Fuk.

Bing Dang Ow.

Funnier yet, those are probably real Chinese names.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DarkRealmStar Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 May 2018 at 2:08am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, I giggled for months after that every time I thought of it.

Sum Ting Wong.

Wi Tu Lo.

Ho Li Fuk.

Bing Dang Ow.

Funnier yet, those are probably real Chinese names.
My favorite is Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles.  Cracks me up every time I think of him in Molly Ringwald's character Samantha's bedroom on the top bunk, unexpectedly hanging down, with the sound of a Chinese gong, saying, "What's happening, hot stuff?"  LOL
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More stupid people in the news:

Quote (CBS) A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be
subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.
"We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath 
a car," said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. ".. He was attempting to
stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle."

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/05/03/police-use-stun-gun-on-man-attempting-to-have-sex-with-car/

If he'd attacked a Chevy Volt, it would have saved the police the trouble of zapping him... Wink

And not to leave the ladies out... Big smile
Quote A Denver woman has been cited in a bizarre incident where she blew up a convenience
store microwave by heating up a container of urine inside of it.
According to reports, 26-year-old Angelique Sanchez was using the oven at a 7-Eleven store
in what appears to be an effort to beat a drug screening that went terribly wrong. The idea
that anyone would do such a thing in a public setting where people frequently use the
microwave to cook their food is as disgusting as it is disrespectful and flat-out dumb.

https://downtrend.com/donn-marten/woman-cited-for-blowing-up-7-eleven-microwave-with-container-of-pee/


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Are we supposed to feel sorry for stupid?

https://nypost.com/2018/05/04/man-mauled-to-death-by-bear-while-taking-selfie/

Non-bloody vid at the link...
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Big smileLOLFirst, let's take a look at the news:\
ConfusedIf you are going on TV, how hard can it be to secure your pets in a confined area, first?
TV Expert’s Cat Decides To Climb On His Head In The Middle Of An Interview
 
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ConfusedCry
Another imperfect example of why Mothers and Fathers MUST protect their daughters and why certain ethnic groups end up stereotyped.
This poor child must be a totally insecure drug addict because she did what she did.
Her accomplice? They should have pulled him out of the car and just put a bullet in his head and called it a warning to others.
Police Find 82 Grams Of Drugs In Wisconsin Woman’s Vagina
 
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Who says the Japanese have a weird sense of humor?

Quote Man arrested for allegedly killing co-worker by forcing compressed air up his buttocks


Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.

Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police.

The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimaru’s buttocks, the news site reported.

Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime.

“It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind,” police said in a statement. “The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled.”

An incident of this nature isn’t exactly unheard of in Japan.

Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges.

A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower.

Japan’s Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds.



Talk about a bad case of ass gas...

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Yes, only in Florida:  Man tries to break into occupied cop car, fights with 3 deputies (and loses) Wacko

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Let's just say being a burglar is not in this guy's future.
https://kmir.com/2018/07/18/mma-fighter-takes-down-stranger-caught-inside-dads-home/ 
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