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Teenagers drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk
 
 
Quote LOS ANGELES (AP)–Teenagers are showing up in Los Angeles emergency rooms after drinking inexpensive liquid hand sanitizers to get drunk.

Cheap and easily accessible hand sanitizers contain 62 percent ethyl alcohol.

The Los Angeles Times (http://lat.ms/HXEj9v) says six teenagers have shown up in two San Fernando Valley emergency rooms in the last few months with alcohol poisoning after drinking hand sanitizer.

Some of the teens used salt to separate the alcohol from the sanitizer, making a potent drink similar to a shot of hard liquor. Distillation instructions can be found on the Internet.

Although there's only been a few cases, county public health toxicology expert Cyrus Rangan says it could signal a dangerous trend.

I hope they're at least smart enough to get it at Dollar Tree. Even cheaper than Walmart.
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A few years ago, it was vanilla extract that the kids were using to get drunk.  And for awhile, aerosol whipped cream was behind locked doors in the supermarket because of the Whippets.
 
And don't forget White Out, with its instructions on the label for how to get high on it---one must deliberately concentrate and inhale the fumes, according to the instructions on the container.  LOL
 
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A few years ago, it was vanilla extract that the kids were using to get drunk.  And for awhile, aerosol whipped cream was behind locked doors in the supermarket because of the Whippets.
 
Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Vanilla extract & aerosol whipped cream!!!!!
 
What a delicious way to cop a buzz!!!!! Tongue
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

A few years ago, it was vanilla extract that the kids were using to get drunk.  And for awhile, aerosol whipped cream was behind locked doors in the supermarket because of the Whippets.
 
Mmmmmmmmm!!!!!! Vanilla extract & aerosol whipped cream!!!!!
 
What a delicious way to cop a buzz!!!!! Tongue
 
 
 
Might go well with a nice big steamin' pile of Jenkem.
 
Drug Scare: Kids in Florida are Getting High by Sniffing Feces
 
 
 
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I read the hand sanitizer article yesterday and my first reaction, which is the same for so many things, is to be thankful I don't have children.  Then, no matter WHAT they mix it with, how nasty would this sh*t be to drink?  And finally, are they going to have to start keeping hand sanitizer behind the pharmacy counter along with all the other items stupid people use to get high?!!!!  Wacko
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Confused...IIiiiiiiiiiii'm just all confused and glad that we don't live anywhere near Egypt, East or West.
 
 

Egyptian women fight proposed 'farewell sex' laws

 
 
"Women in Egypt are fighting proposed laws that would permit men to have sex with their wives up to six hours after death...."
 
Whole bunch o'thougfhts here - absolutely NONE of them good:
1.) Why should she care? She's already dead - just kinda 'shagiin' 'da bag', doncha know...
2.) hmmm....'Mummy Preparation'?
3.) Yet another reason I'd hate to ask a neigbor, "...so what did YOU do, today?"
4.) If there is a 'preview of Hell', this may be it.
5.) Is there a 'correct position'?
6.) Oh...please tell me I can't find a 'class on it', on 'Youtube'.
7.) Do ya get a 'SandMonkey Merit Badge'? Not much mud, in Egypt (no no no no no - this has nothing to do with 'race')
 
 
 
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^ Go, Habib, go!
 
And this is the revolution so many were cheering just a year ago??
 
I'll bet many of those same supporters are shocked that this is the direction the "Arab Spring" went.  And that's cause they're idiots.
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^ Go, Habib, go!
 
And this is the revolution so many were cheering just a year ago??
 
I'll bet many of those same supporters are shocked that this is the direction the "Arab Spring" went.  And that's cause they're idiots.
 
 
 
 
ConfusedKinda makes one wonder how many underprivilaged, yet otherwise normal U.S. knuckleheads went an'snatched 'em some 'snatch that won't talk back' real fast...just for that 'quickie', doncha know...crap! *I* bet some o'the more desperate from Alabammy an' Missmyhippy probably could've went and got married 4 or 5 times in ol'Egypt...
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Might go well with a nice big steamin' pile of Jenkem.
 
Drug Scare: Kids in Florida are Getting High by Sniffing Feces
 
 
 
 
You must not have clicked on the little snopes link that was embedded in the article.
 
 
 
 
 
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/01/couple-jailed-for-towing-granddaughter-in-toy-car-behind-suv/

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Belinda Berloni says she sat with her feet dangling over the back gate of the car as they pulled the child, who was only wearing a bathing suit, three or four times up and down an access road. However, she says she didn't think the child was in any danger.

"She was all woot! woot! woot! the whole time anyway!" Belinda Berloni said.

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"Well, I thought they were just gonna tell us we couldn't do it," she told MyFoxTampaBay. "Give us a warning, say, hey, this isn't very safe, maybe this is not a bright idea."

However, sheriff's deputies took the matter more seriously, especially because Paul Berloni reportedly has as many as four DUIs and was driving with a suspended license.

Straight out of Jeff Foxworthy's "redneck" archives, or at least it could/should be.
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LOL!
 
Middlebury man injured in motorized barstool crash
 
Confused...he would TRY - he didn't LIE, but nontheless, he could NOT get his DUI!
    However, he did get slightly dain-bramaged.
 
"Kleckner said he had consumed alcohol prior to the crash, but was later found to be not intoxicated."
 
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LOLLOLLOL!!!!Daaaaaaamn!!
(right down the road a tad...)
 
 
BARRIE, ONT. - Businessman Mark Porter and his club have been charged $10,000 under the Municipal Bylaw Act for arousing the women of Barrie, Ont.

Last May, Porter, who owns the Mansion Nightclub, hosted a ladies' night event at his club. Now, he's due in court on Friday to refute the two $5,000 fines for having Chippendale-style male dancers perform a two-hour set for about 150 patrons.

“If they had been naked, I would have left,” said Geraldine, a 73-year-old grandmother of seven who asked her last name not be used.

She attended the event with her 74 year-old sister Jackie, her daughter and a few friends last spring....

(PaWNote:LOL!!! Lessee...hmmm...Barrie is NOT that huge that, well - did we get enough hints there? We can bet we KNOW who 'Granny' really is...)
 
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Confused(Ouch...I need some of those 'musical emoticony-thingies')
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Confused(Ouch...I need some of those 'musical emoticony-thingies')
"Parents don't let you children grow up watching commercials..."
 
 

This is why we need the "V-Chip" Law AMENDED so that it INCLUDES COMMERCIALS!!! Angry
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Interesting how Mom refers to her 6 y/o as an "adolescent".
 
 
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Interesting how Mom refers to her 6 y/o as an "adolescent".
 
 
1. Those black genetics, y'know. The white six year olds are still trying to figure out how to build a semi-detached flat with LEGO bricks, and the black ones have abs and deep voices! Slight exageration, but you can't deny that those of african and western Asian descent do seem to mature quite fast.
 
2. With all the growth hormones, artificial ingredients, chemicals, and soy in food to-day, kids actually ARE going though puberty a lot sooner than normal. My grandmother said in her day, a woman started her period at 16 on average. Now-a-days they're starting as young as seven, and even younger in some places! If it's happening to the girls, chances are it's also happening to the boys.
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OctoMom does porn.Dead


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Well, if all those kids tore through her vagina one after another, taking one of those 16" porno cocks should be a walk in the park.
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Big John Holmes rolled over in his grave muttering " I ain't got nothing for that."
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I didn't post OctoPorn on purpose - as I understand, it is a "no touchy" event (like anybody would WANT to?!Confused)
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I'm out of school for the summer, but the other week, in my women's studies class, we were discussing spousal abuse and domestic violence, and one guy raised his hand and said that he thinks that women secretly enjoy being hit because most of the time, when a woman is subject to abuse from her lover, she doesn't leave them right away.

For the love of God.

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Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Confused(Ouch...I need some of those 'musical emoticony-thingies')
"Parents don't let you children grow up watching commercials..."
 
 

This is why we need the "V-Chip" Law AMENDED so that it INCLUDES COMMERCIALS!!! Angry
Are we decrying the commercial as being stupid for existing? I think the school is being decidedly idiotic. When I was six I was... well, a quiet, bookwormy nerd, but I was aware of that "you sexy thing" song and probably sang it to myself on occasion. I didn't know what sex was, either, and Johnny Bravo, I'm pretty sure, said the word 'sexy' several times. We didn't think about what it actually meant. "Sexual harassment"? Come on.
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We got some really stupid people here....

http://www.wlwt.com/news/31046950/detail.html
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ConfusedTalk about being at a 'loss for words'!

Blind gunman can keep guns: Judge

"On Friday, Judge Thomas Manahan ruled that the blind gun enthusiast may keep the six handguns he still has in his home, but he must store them in a safe pending an evaluation of his alcohol use."

Confused...so, the "Inquiring Mindless NEED TO KNOW..", just WHO is going to make certain there isn't a lil' 'shooting party' going on in the back yard, eh?
 
 
Wink...a little music to open in a new page as you read the article... 
 
 
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You ARE correct! Hunter S Thompson believed every blind man needed a gun while high so as to protect himself from any advantage-taking 'low-life bastard', doncha know...goes for wimmins, too - they get to have guns, but only if blind (or if MissyDWolf).
 
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How not to attempt to catch an 8 ft alligator with yout bare hands.
 
Pretty stupid move for a "scientist"...
 
 
 
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