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    Posted: 04 Feb 2014 at 3:04am
I'm pretty much indifferent to this chick. But when she dances... it's just... blood-curdling. I couldn't even watch this all the way through. I covered my eyes and kept asking "Is it over yet?" Dead

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I was just glad to hear some Black Sabbath in there.


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OuchThat was a stinkin' clusterf**k of a commrcial
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friggen major fail
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Feb 2014 at 11:28pm
Disapprove"Beats Does White Dyke"
Extreme FAIL.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote SilkyJohnson Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2014 at 12:29am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

OuchThat was a stinkin' clusterf**k of a commrcial

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Ellen Degenerate, please go away.
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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Ellen Degenerate, please go away.
LOLI know that was painful for You, Papa.
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It was painful...all 2.4 seconds of the commercial I watched before switching it off and drinking half a bottle of Espolon to erase it from my memory.
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We have to bow down and worship her because hey guess what, in case you haven't heard she's a lesbian.  So she's a hero and yeah we just have to drop everything and worship the ground she walks on.  I don't get why this chick gets treated like the Messiah, seriously.
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^^^ A lezzy who can't dance!!! ^^^
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Originally posted by MontanaTrav MontanaTrav wrote:

We have to bow down and worship her because hey guess what, in case you haven't heard she's a lesbian.  So she's a hero and yeah we just have to drop everything and worship the ground she walks on.  I don't get why this chick gets treated like the Messiah, seriously.

I knew her in the early 80s when I worked in an SF comedy club and, on her behalf, she was a pretty good and well-liked comedian.  She was "out" back then, too---but that was never part of her act.  My guess is that, if she's being treated like a Messiah these days, it's more the doing of the media.  Back in the 80s, her lesbianism was neither an issue nor a selling point.


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The awkward dancing has become her shtick on her talk show. I've never found her that funny (whether it's standup or that sitcom she had in the 90s), although I do like that she doesn't take herself too seriously. I think that caused me to see her in a new light.

This commercial was pretty odd though.
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^  I saw a helluva lotta comedians perform back then, and she was always one I enjoyed.


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