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Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor
Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor


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Nonphat Refrigerator
Garbage Water
Uronium in the Mattress
Pail Ryder
Diamonds are *NOT* Forever
Scotchguard my Heart
Let's go get Hammered at the Bar!
A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Committing Uricide
The Toilaflexors
Some Bogus Pisson
Urinal Defecation
Astral Eddy Micturition
WHDFXUP with Bidets
Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up!
Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer
Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!!
Distant Origin
Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares!
Fire Down the Tractor Beam
Uricision of Love
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower
Carpet Roaches
Getting Stoned on Parsnips
The Rat is Incontinent
Flying into a Neutron Star
The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend
Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers
Vacuum Anus
Making a Deal with the Devil
Chronowerx uses Old ICs
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide!
That 10's Show
Poopy Poopy Diapers!!!
Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toliet!
Frozen Used Douches
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Floor Lamp Mess
Bunghole Paper Toliets
Worst...Enema...EVER!!!
Molten Popcycle
Chainsaw ATV
1.47 Gram Test Kite String
Who Busted out of Prison?
Bungsnoidial Donkey
Wild West Jailbreak
Lockpick of Death
Zamboni Emesis
Rechargeable Light Globes
Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!!
♪ Strokeman Strokeman! ♪
Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol
Motorcycle Porkbellies
 

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BK Precision Candle
Smashing Toliets with Ball Peen Hammers
Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On
Air Powered Kicker
Superhuman Dishwasher
Flashing Cursor of Destitution
Shooting the Dummy's Skull
Just Fucking Rediculous!!!
McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog
Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae
Throwing BBs at Mosquitos
Silence of the Silverfish
Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly
The Screamapillars
Phoney McRing
Ajax Facial Cleanser
Take These Chains Off
Peeing in a Coffee Filter
Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp
Smells like Geriatric Urine
Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars
Taking Chemicals on the Promenade
Class VII Plasma Storm
Garutie Death Lite
Micturition of Faggots
Emesis of Lezzies
Lacrimation of Bisexualz
Camera Insemination
Radio Lactation
RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)
Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is
Dawn...and Grease is Broken
Taking the Music Back
Chainsaw Lactation
Urinous Coffee
Sour Sugar
Storage Shed Sweat


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Dickwhipped Cream
Soggy Molten Pizza
Eating Out of the Garbage Can
Chickens Peck at their Eggs
You Wear High Tops on you Ears
Alligator Pee
Dead Whales in the Highway
Tincture of Valtrex
Santa Flush
Being a Big Deuche
Being a Medium Colostomy Bag
Being a Small Enema
Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum
What's That Crunchy Sound?!?
Urineproof Barrier
Hello Ooze
Goodbye Sea-Bond
Busted Dentures
Coffeepot Micturition
The Old Testicle & Rope
Squeaky Mouses
Shitting in the Coffeepot!
The Adrenal Glands Suck
Do Naa Light tha Candle!!!
What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toliet?
Did I Hear You Incorrectly?
Free Urine Test
Spittle in a Dixie Cup
Dog Pee Catharsis
Windproof Flashlight
Chowing Down on Sea Urchins
Spiny Lobefish on the Menu
Shooting Starfish
Tower of Greediness
"C" is Never a Consonant
Snapping Off Spark Plugs
Growing Effeminate Facial Hair


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Thin Girls have Cellulite
Grey Hair Tolietries
Cupboard Defecation
The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It!
Who Busted the Coffeepot?
Some Psycho Stole My Underwear
RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome)
Vanilla Cleanax
They're Not Buzzers!!!
What's Wrong with the Doorknob?
EEEEK!!! A Camel!!!
Hiding from the IRS
Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor
Sneaking Out of the Bar
Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!!
Relax the Ombusher
Data is Not an Android
Data is Not a Robot
Stealing Booze
Moose on the Expressway
Carpet Urination
The Klash Zone
Screen Door Venom
Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!!
Trident Gum gives You Rabies
All I Want for Christmas is Depends!
Pissing on the Third Rail
Legpit Puddles
Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}


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Venomous Cane
Praying Mantis of H8RED
Polly's Got Metallica
Toxic Rug
Slay Her Slayer
White Metal
Toliet Pig
Hinge-Lidded Wooden Urination Case
Carpet Inseminator
Gangsta Masta Bata
Table Oinker
Chandelier of H8
Vamoose ya Varmint!
Edible Feces {yucko!!!}
The Puss-Encrustulated Penises
Vomiting Band-Aids
Dipsy Dumpster of Destruction
What's That Hole near the Center of my Toliet Muscle?
Hairdryer Douche
Worth About as Much as a Used Bottle of Pepto-Bismol
Retroactiv
Busted Booze Bottles in the Shower
Venomous Insulators
When the Pee Hits the Heater
Terror at 2.5 Feet!
Nightstand Horror of H8RED
Jackoff-O-Lantern
PISS ON, PISS DRAGONFLY!
Dildon't
O no!!! The cat!!!
Little Plastic Balls of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Urine and Acetic Acid
Telephone Sperm
Remote-Controlled Enema
Dichromate Catalyst
Desk Lamp Dildo
♪ Dr. Dr. Gimme the News..I've Got a Bad Case of H8ing You! ♪
Area 2,458,770
Flight...Number...Thirteen!


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"KIK" "UH" "URENATER" "OPH" "THUH" "WAL!"
Thunderdome of Lust
Phat Dephecator
Tense Up the Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
I Play with My Poops in the Toliet
Stepping on Busted Light Bulbs
Diarrhea on a Roll
It's a Mouthful of Bolts!
Nonphat Urinator
Female Bull Lactation
♪ If I Get Sick the Bidet is Near! ♪
I Want some Sperm
Polliwog the Dry Cog
Life From Above...aka "Jet Fighter"
Herbicide for Bears
Rhubarb Cake
I Said the Craw Not the Crow!
♪ You'd Better Not Piss I'm Telling You Why...Antienuresis is Coming to Town ♪
Wet Rot
I've Got My Hands on Your Asses!
Urine Trouble
3-In-1 Scotch Tape Detector
The Defecator (instead of "The Defector")
Lights On Their Butts
Commercials I Don't Hate Forums
Fuuu...uuu...uuu...LUSHLIGHT!!!
Dick Cavett is Stinking Drunk on the Couch
R. J. Helton's Armpit Sweat Puddles
Premenstrual Neck Warts
Piss Ant's Motorcycle
Inactive Telegram
Trouser Rattlesnake
ACME Pill Smasher
Disposable Cameras in the Wastepaperbasket
Fictional Desk Lamp
How Many Ways Can I Kill Thee? Let Me Count the Ways
Turquoise Sunday
Violet Moon Setting
Fezzywig's a Queerbate


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The Lesbian Toliets
The Gay Urinators
Jimmy Dean Dry Overcooked Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat
Energy Billion XP-31,054,500 Nitrogen Supply
Mosquito Requires Liquid Neon
Boob Tube Mastectomy
10 Pounds of Shit in a 100 Pound Bag
Huffing Gaseous Cobalt
Uranated Apples
Ester-C: The Worse Vitamin C
Byetta Makes You Puke & Have Liquid Poo-Poo
Rock-Solid Pee
Waterproof MP9 Players
Diaper Pail Inseminator
Frozen Perspiration
Faggot Piss
Pencil Lamp
Paper Webcam
Remote Controlled Dildo
Lesbian Breath
The Dirty Diaper Eaters {yucko!!!}
Work, Cry, Shrink!
ThermaIgnorance
♪ The Best Part of Waking Up is Dilithium Crystals in My Cup! ♪
Property Tax Colonoscopy
He Shoots Up Drugs with Dirty Needles {spoken in a nearly monotone robot voice}
Wall Clocks are Brie
Don't Spin the Wheel
Super Cash Fever
Gett A Iee Testt
Satanic Mechanic
Jacketed Streams of Positrons & Antiprotons
Go Tee Tee!!!
Chrystler Bible Cruiser
Gosh Darnit Pee Pee Poo Poo Broken Toliet Muscle No Telephony!
You Won a Tank!!!
Rusted Out Toliet Bowl
Corroded Bathtub
Mike Hunt {say it five times as rapidly as possible}
Mike Ockhurts {say it five times as rapidly as possible}


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♪ Mary Had a Little Whore ♪
Broken Battery
Burst Toliet
Do Not Spit in the Urinators
King David Bites!!!
Blanket Uranation {note sp.}
Stem Cell Osterisation
Pecker Pecker Eggplant Flecker
Stop or I'll Run the Bidet!!!
Access Granted
Access Granted
Access Granted
Rent is Not Based Upon Les Miserables
12:34:56 7-8-90
Addicted to GSN & ESPN!
Abraham Lincoln Lied About that Cherry Tree
Pathetic Clown
Bakery Guts
How to Disembowel a Penis
Uranated Fan Blades {Not peed on - infused with uranium salts!}
Travelling Vacuum Cleaner Repo Men
Faggot "Lerker" {sp. intentional}
Floor Lamp Infection
Mood Watch
Solar Eclipse of the Kidneys
Kitchen Shower
Radiance of the Seven Urinators
Table Lamp Fungus
Periodic Table of the Nerds
Stop or I'll Squish this Brown Recluse Spider!
Doorbell Deodouriser
Mouthdouche
Go or I'll Run the Dishwasher!
Fungal Scrotum
Bowling Ball Infection
♪ And it's Three, Four, Five Strikes You're Out ♪
Garbage Disposal Infuction {note spelling}
Dipsty Dumpsters on Strike
The Busted Washing Machines
Stove on Strike
Peeing in the Pool
Milking Refrigerators
Tripping Over Microphone Cords
Your Swimming Pool is My Urinator
Toidy
Floor Flushers
Don't Eat the Big Pink Mints in the Urenaters {sp. intentional}
Is It Just Me, or Does Anybody Else Hear a Telephony Ringing?
Broken Dryers
Who Flushed the Ty-D-Bol Man?
Squirrel Water
Happy Meal of Rats
Weakening Your Immunity Syndrome
Oven Mulch
Dutch Elm Disorder
Banana Peelings
Miraculous Small Intestine
Monkey's Milk
Shift to Neutral & Put the Hammer Down
The Coffee Table's Flooded!
Rotting Tomato Plants
The Wall Doilies
Insulator Sweat
Mouldy Birthday
Sour Sweet Cream Butter
Dumpster Breath
Biclops the Hunter
Die Hard the Waste Disposal Technician


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Deaf Leopard
Go Colonel, and Don't Come Back!
Peterbreath
Drink Less Water
High Nutrients
Rx Essentials is Rx Only
Take Rotten Care of Yourself
Jerry Springer's Loose in the Woods!
Labour Day Telephonethon or Whatever the F it's Called
Curdled Chunky Breast Milk
Stepping on Rusty Bic Brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Shavers
Used Enema Fluid Falling from the Sky
The Smashed Titmouses
Smelly Mukluks
The Full Ballcocks
The Corroded Cisterns
There's a Tyre Loose in the Garage
Spermbags!!!
Loose Pocket Lint
Shandy has a Wildcard in her Stem
Bottle Rocket ICBM
Sticky Banister
Cat on a Very Narrow Windowsill
Pulsar of Love
Here Comes a Little Gift for You
Circuit (Un)breaker
Dog on a Hot Magma Roof
Pictures Dripping off the Wall
What's Wrong with this PWPOSMF?!?!?
H8 in a Dog's Eyes
We Have Mr. Arthur Itis
Mouse with Discolored Nostrils
Dull Rat Teeth
Dead Housefly Society
Mutated Magma
Labelled H8RED
Schedule to Avoid
Betsy Fecally
Kronos is Class L
Pull a 43 for $14,000,000.00
It's Not Just Letters, It's Diarrhea!
Eighty is Enough
Playtex Bras are Delicious!
Drinking a Phillips Screwdriver at the Gay Bar
Mellow Yellow = Dilute Urine
Burn *THIS* Flag, Bitch!!!
Ms. O'Leary's Cow was a Pyromaniac
Courtney Cox-Arquette-TomCat
That's Not My Final Answer!
Eighteen Heads of Skunk Cabbage
The Rice Crispies Elves Act Like FaGg0tS!!!
Who is Two French Fries Short of a Happy Meal?
Tripping Blind People
Kicking Puppies for Fun and Profit
The Looping Queers
The Onion Peel
Cracked Popcycle Stick
Some Bunghole Got Stuck in the White House Bathtub
Leiutenant Electric
Those Girls Like Girls
Bring Your Flyswatter to the Table when You Open Keebler's Snacks
Humira Causes Autonomous Syringe Ejection
I Play with Light Bulbs in the Toliet
Who Framed Roger Dodger?
Is a Lotus a Flower or a Car?
Tie Italy Up...It Looks like a Boot!
Broken Bicycle Spokes


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Spooky Sounds Urinator
Clumped Cat Pee Dance
Hairdryer Enema
Car Insurance Thieves
Paintball Gun Ecstacy
Sickly Sweetheart
Boyz to Boyz
Ratz Ratz Bigger than Catz
Radiofinger
College Desk Lamp of H8
Spreading the Enuresis
Mouldy Spoons
The Dark Spore Re-Re-Revisited
Eliza Douchekoo
Control Spires of Disregard
Park Bench Pigeon Poop
Stepping on Wrenches
Lake of Poo
Magmatic Cool-Aide
Purple Jellÿ
The Douche Crew
Arsie LaVargis
Volcanic Steak
Whizzing in the Sink
Motorcycle Urine
Giving Him the Clap
Used Toliet Oil
Alberta V13 Cold Grease Treatment
You've Got Enemas!!!
Die Easy The Used Douche
Porpoise the Dry Sperm Whale
Sticking Our Heads through Bars
Flashing Pet Dark
Broken Pool Cue Hoopla
Get the 17 Ball!!!
Prince Fairy Stick
Giving the Dog a Bidet
Don't Tep on the Titty Tat!
Drug Dogs
Crime Dog
We Haven't Come for You All
Cat Water Bowl Enuresis
Rock Dogs
Lazy like a Log
The Pack is Not Back
Camel Water
Gamegirl Advanced
Pool Ball Madness
Pinball Nerds
Ping Pong Puckernuts
Tennis Shoe Sissies
Stomp Your Hands and Jump Up & Down
Patio Micturition
Kibbles & Bits & Nybbles & Bytes
Love Mail Douche
Piano Burglars
Cello Keys
Accordion Strings
Bongo Tuning Pegs
Bubble Gun Smasher
Lighting Candy Siggerets {sp. intentional}
Uranated Closets
DED = Dark-Emitting Diode
The Enigmatic Enemabags
The Diaper Pail is My Urinator!
Automatic Dishwasher Douche
Exploding Mirrors in the Wastepaperbasket


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The Doorbell Sluts
Sweating on a Fan
Lawnmower Baseball Bats
Pickled Hamsters
Lava Tube Loogies
Periodic Table of the Geeks
Larval Volcanoes
Watching TV in the Rain
Offenders in Triplicate
Hedgehog Chrysalis
Professor Pester & the Ruffians
The Telephones are Crying
Bowling for Juneau
Doggy Dog
Irradiated Goldfish
The Lunesta Butterfly is Rather Queer, You can See it With Your Ear
Philodendron Micturition
Joy™ to© the© World®
Pirate Shipwreck
The Woman Trap
Melted Popcycle Stick
Motherfucker Goose
Land Line Ringtones
Smoking Pots in the Kitchen
Chantix is like a Turtle & a Rabbit
The Cat is Drowning in the Toliet Again!
Fried Rat Tails
The Very Best Juice for the Very Best gay persons
Dipsty Dumpster Lactation
Antilock Brake Pulsation
Extra Heavy Duty Three Muskerteers Bar
Duncan Hines Oven-Not-Ready Business-Style Brownies
Transmission Feces
Chad (on "Doggy Dog") is a Faggot!
Boy or Boy?
Maury Povich and the Drag Queens
Ugly in Magenta
Eye of the Sperm Whale
Urethra of Destruction
It's 11:59:58.7...Do You Know where Your Fire Hydrant Is?
One-Touch Can't Opener
Left-Handed Blanket
The Number Bed Sux!!!
You Can go Swimming, You Can Go Horseback Riding
Trifecal "Lazer"
Dresser of Doom
Street Machine of Gallium Nitride
The Moon is Refrigerated
Menstruation of Trazodone
Jelly-Filled Hot Dogs
Bobbing for Penises
Uranation at 30,000 Feet {note sp.}
Razor Blade Scooter
Giraffe Pricks
Who Dropped the Iron into My Coffee?
Wiley Willies
The Heebie Jeebies
Sticky Pencil Lead
My Scooter is Fucked Up
The Dishwasher is Salivating
Cupboard Micturtion
Clothes Basket Maggots
Printer Inkling
DPSS Green Laser Pointer Feces
Milking the Rutabega
The Onions are Crying
Hole in One or...SPEAKER!


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The Scharmen Poo-Poo Bears
Sour & Sour Scittles 
Sweating like a Cop
Horse Snot
RGB = Rusty Glass Blazers
Pitted Out Underwear
Smells like Rotten Honey
Blackberry Infarct Dementia
Smells like Teen Armpits
Multi Infarct Cirrhosis
Peptic Ulcer of the Bladder
Used Syringe Stabbers
Urine Drinking Laboratory
Diverticulous of the Brain Stem
Depends Adult Diapers I Suppose...You can Hear them with your Nose
Pampers PT Cruisers
Spoke Gun
Star Dark, Star Dim
Destroy the Life Star!!!
Good Day Taped
Riddex is *NOT* Sceptic Tank Cleaner
Rid-X is *NOT* Bug Killer
Lasts 150 Hours...Then You Throw it Away
20,000,000,000 Flushes
The Ty-D-Bol Man Sunk My Battleship!
Maintenance (Coming Out of the) Closet
Mouse in a Cold Microwave Cavity
Periodontal Death
The Flashlights are Urinating
Where am I Going and Why am I in this Handbasket?
Water Extinguisher
The Nasonex Bee is so so Gay, that if You Lick It He will Spay
Candiosity of the Fire Dept.
Doorknob Micturition
Rotten Brush
The Devil Made Me Fuck Him
Cassette Tapes are Evil
OK! Magazine is for Lesbos


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EMD = Enema Moose Douche
Jesus Wears Prada
Satan in a Bright Chartreuse Skirt
Laser Beam Masturbation
Have Your Pet Bobbed or Declawed
Enablex May Cause Lack of Urination
Over There's a Blade of Grass, You can See it with Your Ass
Spoke Gun of Potatoes
Boob Tube Micturition
Siphoning Toliet Water
Drink Tranny Fluid
Lighting our Farts
Pouring Coffee on Your Keyboard
Peeing on Stamps
Running Over Penises
Embarrasing Scalp Hair
Electrolysis of the Vagina
Toyz "Я" Not Us
It's Late and Someone Busted the Coffeepot!
Pathetique Klown
Worth as Much as a Bag of Garbage
Kitty Dog Uranation {note sp.}
Model Airplane Motor Creaking
A Black Man Pops Out of a Vending Machine
Somebody You Wouldn't Want to Get a Phone Call From
It's Late and Somebody Forgot to Flush
Beverly Hills Enemabag
Spongebob Douchepants
Talking Mini-Wheats With Floating Gloves
Lame Dry Bladder
Where's the Dog?
Wheelchair Error
I'm Getting All Excited
Chicken Feet
The Tucked In Raincoats
Sad Light Bulbs
Happy Antarctica


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Rat on a Warm Uranium Bed
Overflowing Computer
The Gipper was Dwight Eisenhower
Jinx is a Fish
Queer the Test Tube
Eighty Lifelines Left
FalseBrown Landcare
Calling Hubby to the Rug!
Moving in Monaural
Greyhound Bus Tub
Tipping is Not a City in China
The Bagless Garbage Bags
Urinous Pee
Fecal Poop
The Unibomber's a Lezzy
Penis Up Your Ears!
Belly Button Night Light
Air & Water Deodouriser
The Land of Cow Piss & Bee Vomit
Houserat Ambush
AT&T = Ambush Toliet & Toliet
♪ They Say Two Thousand Zero Seven Party Over {oops!} Pick up Sticks...And Tonight I'm gonna Party like it's 2006 ♪
Bidet Cheese
Franklin Tinklybear Pisses Everywhere!
Kitty Cat Oblivion
?BLOODY TAMPAX ERROR IN 12288
999,999 Grün Balloons
The Vesicare Pissing Robots
?OUT OF HEFTY BAGS ERROR IN 49152
Acid Reflux Stabiliser
Drinking Di-Hydrogen Oxide
Requiem for a Studmuffin
Chainsaw Pussy
Used Chocolate Milk
Kitten Water
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PWPOSMF Tomato
Shooting Pigeons
Snipping the Geico Lizard's Pecker Off
Your Mother, the Flexible Container of Massengill
Air Rat Poop Hoopla
Irradiated Mouses
Camel Crapola
The Broom is Dead
Vacuum Urine
Banister Sweat
Urine Tylenol
Toliet Micturition
Fusion Nightlight
The English Bee
Publik Enema
Groom of Chaotica
The Mop isn't Wet
Gigantic Light Sensor
The Other Driver *CAN* See You
Flipping Off the Cops
Tempest® in a Toliet®
Swiffer Propaniacs
Dove is Chocolate *AND* Shampoo?
Lane Anita Bryant
Footwear, Toewear, Handwear, and Fingerwear
Corroded Rollator
Angelic Mechanic
He Keeps Hanging Up...But it's a Man Answering
Even Higher than 70
Drake the Damp Earthworm
Baby Sweat
Adult Plastic Toliets
This Frog Smells Funny
Ghost Poop
Uranated Pepsy
Puppy Saliva
Run Hero!!! I am Sinistar!


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It's Kumkastik
Coward Urine
Formula 449,500
Uronium SWAT Team
The Punishment Zone
The Merferator Enforcers
Military Cannoñata
Rat Crap Barf
Warm Horse Brander
Dog Milk
Canary Spittle
Steel Wool Lantern
Paper Stove
What's Wrong with My Peepee?
As Valuable as a Bucket of Fungused KFC Select Wings
Toto, We're Not in Alaska Any More!
My Feet Smell like Foxglove!
Living Out of a Sneaker
Not a Creature was Stirring, Not Even a...RAT!!!
Your Father, the Flexible Container of Fleet
Syrup Noodle
Marinated Rhubarb Pie
The World Series of Scuba
"Siggeret" Stubs in the Garden {sp. intentional}
Greyhound Bus Urinator
Riding a Skateboard with No Hands or Feet
Oil Painting on Vinegar
Cane with a Broken Leg
Voyager is Damaged
Tuvok Falsified His Logs
Romulan Cloaking Devices are Bogus
Federal Express is Soooo Sloooow!
Holographic Crocodile
Packaged Candiosity
Alka-Seltzer Minus
Defective Whammy
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Rugcats
No Halloween Costume This Year?
You Want a Vasectomy with That?
Plastic Christ Statues
The Devil Wears a Tattered Black Blouse
The UPS Strikebreakers
Welcome to Garbage-Littered Piñata Island!
♪ I Don't Want a Pickle...I Just Want to Ride on My Window Cleaner ♪
16.66" Ruler
Lava Light that uses Real Lava
Who's the PWPOSMF Who Stole My Shoes?
That's Mister Faggot to You!
I'm the Rapping Whammy
L8R SK8R!!!
That's the Pee Spud
We Be Toyz!!!
The Number Bed Eats Dust
Call Now for an Expensive DVD
Thirteen Past Marriages
Defective Tampons
Madonna is a Lezzy!
Mom, the Moose Won't Flush!
What's Wrong with the Dishdoucher?
The Taille...er...uh...CORDLESS Mouses
Dad, the Walrus is Broken Again!
"OPEN" Sign Micturition
ToilaFlex Turd Burglars
Heat the Engines
What's Wrong with the Couch?
Beavis & Butt-Head are Real!
Feel the Chocolate
Billy Mays Acts like a Choad
Pustule Cops
Flattened Enemabags
Spray-Painted H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Pus-Encrustulated Faces
Desktop Pee-Cee Extinction


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We Love Eight-Tracks
Vinyl is Mute
Southern Fried Stem Bolts
Batteries in the Toliet
The Mouldy Purpose Room
It's Time to Play the Garbage Can
Urinator Sweat
Honey, the Ceiling is Overflowing!
Happy Country Camel
Bogus Pissons
Uterine Litter
Shotgun Toliet Tissue
Intestinal Yeast Infection
iCan't Poo!!
T!hat Silver-Haired FAGGOT from "America's Next Top Model"
♪ Take Me Back to a Heavy Time...from '85 to '89! ♪
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
All for One
One for All
The Wasteful Busted Sink and Rusted Out Urinator Band
What's so Great About the AARP Card?
Stark Raven Mad!
The Condom Band
Eye Vomit
Uranated Mouse
Plutonium Cow
Radium Rat
Technicium Turtle
The Irradiated Guppies
Radioactive Spider
The Slayer Slayers
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Arthritic Pliers 
Tadpole the Dry Clutch 
1,000,000 Points of Hate 
Caffeinated Alarm Clock 
Menstruated Hamsters 
Sticky Playboy Pages 
Oozing Hair 
Drop Your Dresser Drawers!!!
Marinated Ashtray 
185,999.998 Miles Per Second: Not Just a Good Idea, It's the Law 
Happy Syphillis 
Swauve Shampee 
Faster than the Speed of Genital Crabs 
Howling Anthrax 
Watch Out for that Smithee 
Combination Toenail/Cable Nippers 
Masterbator Lock {note sp.}
Testicular Wall Clock 
Cigarette Stubs & Clouds in your Coffee 
Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!! 
Micro Nipple Test Hook Adapters 
Johnson's Really a Granny Smith 
Plenty More Tears Elderly Shampoo 
Curdled Chunks of Sour Puss
Kicking a Puppy
Rat Lactation 
Gooey Keyboard 
Macabre Babies 
Twisted Capacitor 
Broken Titanium Walker 
Altoids: The Curiously Urinous Mints 
Science 442 


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Wheelchair Footprints 
Waffle Stomper Tread Marks 
FED = Flame Emitting Diode 
Extra Crispy Transistor 
The Choke Coil Suffocates You 
Milkbed 
Flashlight Alkalosis 
Spermjism Triangularpants 
Fly Shit
Cadillac Classical Box 
My Heart Perspires! 
Flashalcoholic 
Addicted to Hate 
Jeroen Tephone  {sp. intentional}
Porpoise on a Frozen Neon Roof 
EKG - EEG = EGG 
Non-Boob Tube TV
Wheelchair Quarterback
Exocomp Poo 
The Dirty Diaper Flatteners 
UVA LEDs are Good for Your Eyes 
Fecal Pen 
Rotgut the Hunted 
Manufactured by Saten {sp. intentional}
Tritium "ENTER" Sign 
The Lockblade Turtles 
Teenage Dirtbag Elephants 
Lukewarm Soda 
Pop Rockets 
Fat Pockets by Cold Pockets Brand 
Massengill brand Post-Military Nondisposable Enemas 
Fleet brand Indisposable Pussy Cleaner 
RepHresh Your Bunghole 
Military Candiosity 
Fired from the Cannoñata!


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Radiometer of Filth
Venomous Rollator 
Jade Plant Vomitorium 
Wheelchair Toxin 
Arm & Hammer Fridge Rotten 
Spectra of Dark Bulbs 
Daisy Sperm 
Puke Potato 
Urine Cauliflower 
The Unroaming Gnome 
Using an Empty Pop Can as a Urinator 
Hall of Flame 
The Original Iron Slow System 
Down the Chute Aleut! 
Drink it Tlingit! {pronounced as though it were spelled, "klinkit"}
Don J********e is a Queer 
Egg-A-Muffin!!!
Runny DMC
Feral Cat Litter
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Iron Swab
Cat Poop Hooplah
Here, Cat Shit!!!
Here, kitty kitty kitty litter!!!
Oragami Scissors
Where's the Toliet?
The Sink is my Urinator
Have Your Pet "Sprayed" or "Nootered"
Toliet Clog Ecstasy
Stop or I'll Yank the Silver Handle on the Front of the Cistern Down!!!
Rat Hair
The Dog's Meow!
 

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Uranated Blender {note sp.}
Message Clock Dicklicks
Urea. It's What's for Dinner.
Door Sweat
Too Short a Season
O o the Dryer's Flooded!
Dio and Spice
Ensign Kim's a Faggot
Urine Pineapple
Blacklighting Appliance of Doom
Controlling the Elements of Nature
Iridium 0047
Atomic Alarm Clock
Monsoon Too Soon
Dishwasher Crapola
Can a Man Really Die Taking a Dump?
InDirectTV
Mouse Pee Squirtgun
Vaginal Defecation
Penile Perspiration
Blender Infection
RepHResh This, Asswipe!!!
Table Lamp Micturition
Tampax Sweat
Smudge Pot Cops
Gold Lamé Underwear
Star Trek: Voyeur
Looking Through Dirty Windows
Shooting Blank Master Locks
Laptop Computer Extrusion
Dishwasher Candiosity
Why do they Orbit like That?
Fucktards in Red
Phee Phi Pho Phlush!!!
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The MRI Cunts
Concentrated Salvia Saliva
The Module Seska Stole
♪ Minimum Effort Maximum Candiosity! ♪
Playtex Bras are Yummy!
Open for Beeswax
Double Boobectomy
WHDFXUP with Flushing the Commode?
I Can't Stop Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sp-Sputtering!
Urinator Mint in My Milkshake
Penile Defecation
Anal Urination
The Koil Spanner Faggets
Zorro, the Gay Blade
Spitfire, the Lesbian Kitten
Zorrfire, the Bisexual Puppy
"SIGNS" LED Signs
Singing Fairy Wand
Magazines in the Clothes Basket
The Generator is Offline
Marisol Still Hasn't Found the Baby Daddy!
Envelope Uranation {note sp.}
Flushed Baby Alligators
Defective Clocks
See Spot Kick the Bucket!!!
Salamander the Moist Derailleur
Massengill Brand Post-Zit Facial Wipes
Mass Spectroscopy of Semen
Stinky Acne Fluid
There's Peanut Butter in My Urine!
There's Chocolate in My Feces!
Doorknob Whores
Bridge Across the River Styx


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