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Frankenstein's lobotomy
pee cup desperation
spanky wanky twanky
too many face lifts, bearded lady band

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Charleston Chewables
Rainbow Stallion
The Urinal Cakes
frogs and flies
It's sh*tASTIC
F**k your mother on the train
Urine Tomato
Sh*t Piss Cock and F**k
The Flushables
London Sewage
The Geico Gecko: annoying us since the late 90's
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Ben Dover & The Backstreet Boyz


LOLLOL

Trippin' on the 3rd Rail
People Are Nasty!
Good Day Butt Crack
Dead Things Wedged Under Your Nails
Last Dance Before Roach Spraying
Cracked Pepper & Sea Salt
Aborted Sneeze
Loogie Patrol
Petroleum Kelly
Everything's All Your Fault!
Arthritic Joints and Perforated Ulcers
U Draw Ass
Bumblef**k, Utah 57643
Lick My Tonsils
I Got A Pearl Necklace But It Didn't Come From A Store
The Quizno's Singing Cat Band

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Give that Turd Burglar an Enema
The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band
Disco Vacuums
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!!
Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!!

?UNIMPLEMENTED DOG SHIIT  ERROR IN 36864
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Lacka Nookie
Humpty Dumpster 
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Urine & Acetic Acid
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
Corn Poop
Peecup
Viva Uriñator
Loud Face
Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche
Flush the Johñ!

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As Is!!!
Carmelising a Chicken McNugget
Get the 8 Ball!!!
Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes
There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!
Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies
Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!
Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!
Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe
Setting Fire to Mosquito Wrigglers {larvae} for Christ Sakes
Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park?
Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer
Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata
Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes
Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken
{spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs!
Fishbulb
Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss?
We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS}
Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes
Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!!
Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage
Batman Destroying an Antenna Array
Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet
Remote-Controlled Vomitorium
Shrek Sweat
Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
This Offer *IS* Available in Stores
Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Going to a Fishuneral
Splenic Lavage
Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop
Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!
Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional}
Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain {note sp.}
Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does
Kick Start & Turn Me Over
We Aren't the Robots!
Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee
Reflection is Automatic
The Buttlords
Rat Oblivion
The Potty Song
Penile Detergent
Bleeding Socks
Hooray for Mylar!
Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs
When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD!
Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight
Who's the Late Turd Burglar?
Dropping a Stool in the Pool
Ogre Micturition
NO, Baby!!!
Legpit Underwear Pads
Cold Water Slime
Sysop Sweat
Laser Nebulae
Twisted Brother
Black Floyd
Neutering a Picture Tube
Venomous Poison

?UNIMPLEMENTED BLUE WHALE CRAP  ERROR IN 52224
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Contro Flexible
Janu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janu's ArK"}
Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation?
Busted Eyeglasses
Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead!
Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt
Pressure! Dañger!!!
Remote-Controlled Learnatorium
Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee
Stepping in Wolf Shiit

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Pokee Man and the crack hens
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Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Urine Banana
Micturition Apple
Out of Coñtrol
Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee?
KwH Meter Revulsion
The Homophobic Holograms
Smell-O-Cards
Squirtgun Traffic Cameras
Holy Shiit Batman!!!
Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos


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Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!
Water Church Co-pilots
Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong!
Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Urinal!!!
Never Use Blue Without Black
Rat Pellet Gun
Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche
Piddle Satan
Shiit, that pile of shiit stinks!!!


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Blood Stank and Beers

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Dynamic Dentist Chair
Raspberry Splatberry.
Ert and Bernie
I Dunt Wanna Live On Da Moon
"Lighter Fluid and a Zippo?"
Protect Them Honkies
Firmer Shells in 30 Days
Palatial Passage
A Left Ear, A Right Ear, and a Final Frontier (Front Ear)
Flapping Plastic Pears
Blow Blarg On Some Folks
The Epi-toam of Stupid
Squeezable Iron
Feenbackage
"....Starring Dickless"
Trapped in an ATM Vestibule
Blowing my Noseyness
Worried About the Blink

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The Apple of My Ass
Black & Crispy, White & Chewy
Rusty Nail in My Foot Causes Lockjaw*
Finger in My Socket*
The Big Comfy Electric Chair*
Splatter My Bladder in Your Underwear*
McHaggis
Pit Stain Sweaty Ball*
Attack of the Nerds With Dodgeball*
From This Moment On, You Will Be Surveillanced*
Baseball In Old Man Griffin's Lawn*
Yellow Snowcone*
Pretzel Breath
Full Stop*
Censor My Censer*
Bathroom Tile Licking
Big Bad Billy Bear*
Cattle Prod On Tongue*
The Sheep Shearers*
The Book Club*
Lift & Pull*
It's 7:00, Time To Get My Ass Home
The Donald Trump Comboverz*


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Ballmond Joy and the Tute tones.
Sour Dough Kneader
Ingrown Nails
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Are We Watering Snausages Today?
Clang Clang Clang Goes the Uranator {sp. intentional}
Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake
Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator {sp. intentional}
Inverted Chickens
Happy Happy Haloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!

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The Cat in the Hat, the Dog in the Trenchcoat, and Other Not-So-Innocent Animal Characters
 
Tickle My Pickle, But Not with that Sickle
 
Ninja Turtles Stole My Damn Pizza
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This thread has the most off topic views at over 70,000 views.  Who da thought?
 
 
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Batman is a D*ck...Grayson
 
Bruce Wayne, aka Captain Codpiece
 
(if you've seen his new Batsuit in the comic books, you'll get it)
 
Freezing Cold Outhouse "Toilets"
 
"Show me your T*tts!" and other Mardi Gras Sayings
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R.Gaye & The Rugburns
The Fat Throbbers
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Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck!
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toilet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :(
Peeing in the Punchbowl
The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Pinator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
?ILLEGAL MASSENGILL ERROR IN 65534
Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF SUMMER'S EVE ERROR IN 0
Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
A****e C****a Bites!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me (and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumphuck Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Potty
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob
The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!

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I Wanna Kick Your Pants
Brainburn
Talks Like Charles Dickens
My Cohorts Shorts
[Funny voice]: "I'm Trapped In An ATM Vestibule..."
An English Patient?
Lil' Chaya
Purple Eye Along With Some Rosy Pink Cheeks and Pink Lips
Laughably Called the Future
Cool Hwip
"Push the Line!" (alternate name: "Push the Lion")
Specific Things Lean
Free as the Flea
Inkspray Coffinhouse
Turnipveins
Two Eesh Hiz Owen
Making It Red
"Bed Bath and Body Works"
Segaville Next Exit
Hot Dog Aerials
The Rotund Prostate
The Stupid Yahyas
We're a Band, Period.


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Ima Boozer and the TuteTones
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