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Yiffy 
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 Topic: Awww mommy cleans spill for 15 year oldPosted: 28 Jun 2012 at 8:19pm |
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So there is this commercial where some 15 or 16 year old is doing gymnastics all around the house and she knocks over liquid and because it's like a teen is too inept to clean a spill up for themselves her mommy does it for her.
Way to go Bounty for confirming my views on lazy spoiled good for nothing youth. |
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Madawee
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 8:49pm |
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If you're 15 and you spill something, it's pretty much a no-brainer that you better get off your arse, find a cloth of some type and clean it. (I haven't even seen the commercial yet but from what you described, this would piss me off!)
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insanity213
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 9:24pm |
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I guess this is the commercial:
In some fairness she's an Olympic gymnast, but yeah still .. If I were to let my daughter do her gymnastics in the house, she'd be damn well responsible for cleaning up whatever she spilled or replacing what she broke. |
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Madawee
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 9:51pm |
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woah, wait, she's an Olympic gymnast? Do that shyte at the gym. By this point, she may even have a balnce beam set up in the garage. I'm sure an Olympian trianed gymnast probably spends a good 6 hours in training daily. I doubt she's coming home using the counters as uneven bars. More stupidity in advertising.
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 10:14pm |
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She's 20. She probably made her parents rich. However, dumb commercial.
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 10:40pm |
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She can't practice out in the garage or somewhere?
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Hootman
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 10:53pm |
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OK, your child was one of the world's top gymnasts, won "Dancing With the Stars", has been in several commercials. If she provides you a life you could never afford on your own, she can flip her ass anywhere in the house as long as she wants.
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 11:25pm |
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Shawn Johnson: 2008 olympic gold medalist balance beam. Silver medalist floor exercise, and all around. Not to shabby. Due to a skiing accident she will not be competing in the 2012 olympics. I can understand her selling her status by doing commercials. I cannot understand her agreeing to a commercial that goes against the rule that gymnasts only practice or perform in the gym. This rule is for the safety of the gymnast. There are thousands of young gymnasts who aspire to be Shawn Johnson. Shame on you Shawn for giving them the impression that it is OK to break the rules if you are getting paid to do it.
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Thor
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Posted: 28 Jun 2012 at 11:50pm |
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If I spilled something, I'd have been rushing to clean it up...hopefully, before my mother even found out.
But it's not just that Mommy cleans up the spill; it's that Mommy allows the behavior in the first place. I'd have been told to take it outside.
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Yiffy
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 1:17am |
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Oh forgot to mention ... who doesn't like a foot in their food every now and then?
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 4:02am |
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Foot is one letter from food.
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 9:21pm |
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I keep hearing this "bring it mom" campaign on the radio that Bounty has on. It's all about "celebrating the messes your kids make" and that makes you a "bring it mom". Please kill me now. We are not going to start putting moms who smile and clean up sh*t after their piggy offspring into a special "bring it mom" club. No person celebrates messes. 1950s called, they want their ideal housewives back.
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It's ok, I'm in marketing!
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insanity213
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 9:26pm |
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You've gotta be kidding me. It's fitting that the company is called "Bounty," because someone needs to put a bounty on the jackasses responsible for coming up with this "bring it mom" idea. |
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 9:26pm |
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 9:33pm |
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Good god, what was wrong with the quilted quicker picker upper? |
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The Geico Gecko: annoying us since the late 90's
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 9:59pm |
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Because Bounty is an "Official Sponsor of the summer Olympics." So when that gymnast slips and cracks her head open on the granite counter top, Bounty is there to pick up all the blood with one sheet.
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The Geico Gecko: annoying us since the late 90's
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 10:23pm |
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Commercial opens with stupid girl doing stupid stuff in the kitchen, instead of a proper training facility like anyone over the age of 8 would have the common sense to use. She missteps/grabs/whatever, and slams her skull into the counter corner. Brains splatter on the cabinets, blood gushes on the counter. Mother walks into the kitchen. Mom: Now, darling, what did I say about practicing in the kitchen? Mom proceeds to clean up all the mess using two or three bounty paper towels minimum. Extra focus on a counterful of blood being soaked up with a single towel. Mom: Ah, that's better. Time to make dinner. Girl: Mom...can you take me to the hospital? I can't see. Mom: I don't think you've learned your lesson yet, now hand me the baking powder.
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Posted: 29 Jun 2012 at 11:21pm |
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Red Forman: "Put a foot in my food and I'll put a foot in your ass!"
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Posted: 30 Jun 2012 at 11:09am |
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lol I dunno, shawn johnson is pretty cute. i probably wouldn't mind -_- |
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Posted: 30 Jun 2012 at 1:23pm |
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Too bad Mommy isn't Tonya Harding.
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Posted: 30 Jun 2012 at 5:58pm |
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 Yea! 'dasright!!! lil'slut shouldn't be allowed to jump in 'daHouse! Too bad Mommy isn't Lizzie Borden. |
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Posted: 01 Jul 2012 at 5:31am |
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Rich people have maids too.
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Posted: 02 Jul 2012 at 1:32am |
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She can flip her ass anywhere she wants in my house... for free
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