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The original iPhone ads were simple classy with a bit of playful fun, 10 years later and we have this trash that has no sense of class to the point of featuring singing piles of sh*t but hey it matches the fully formed post Steve Apple that does things like the hideous notch on the X and thinks removing useful things like headphone slots is "courageous".
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Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

I just saw this one.  This is the shortest version of it that I could find and with this one, the shorter the better.  Damn.  There's even more of that dumbass animoji garbage.


I just saw this piece of sh*t commercial, that music just caused me to hit the mute button, but blimey! what a bunch of hideous people on this ad! Blimey! I have an iPhone, but it's not an X. I'll be damned if I would pay a grand to have a bloody phone!
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The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.
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Quote The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


Poor thing has probably been chained up without human contact in his parent's basement since birth.  I'd be more worried if he'd said "What's a toilet?"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Anduril Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jan 2018 at 2:44am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


Poor thing has probably been chained up without human contact in his parent's basement since birth.  I'd be more worried if he'd said "What's a toilet?"
 
I'd be more worried if he said "What's spackle?" 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kelly H Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 8:13pm
Another idiotic Apple iphone commercial - this one has unique face-unlocking technology - I apologize in advance for unlocking this ugly face upon you (let’s be thankful it’s doesn’t have an identical twin, though I wonder if identical twins can unlock each other’s iphones?) Also, the music in the background is equally disturbing as the transgender face we’re forced to look at.
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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

Another idiotic Apple iphone commercial - this one has unique face-unlocking technology - I apologize in advance for unlocking this ugly face upon you (let’s be thankful it’s doesn’t have an identical twin, though I wonder if identical twins can unlock each other’s iphones?) Also, the music in the background is equally disturbing as the transgender face we’re forced to look at.
BEHOLD! I present the loser in an ugly stick battle:
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I accidentally took a picture of myself today...who is that old f*ck. I didn't recognize myself.
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lol aka ron 😊
I guess if you plan to age then you can’t use facial recognition for your iphone?
which makes me wonder if the face-recognition is the only way you can unlock your iphone, then what happens if you get in a car accident and need to call for help but your face is bashed in and completely unrecognizable with a broken and bloody nose and stuff?
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I find this man's face offensive. Dead


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 9:55pm
These commercial series is offensive! BTW how many f**king unicorns are there in commercials? I count three, bounce, ice breakers, and apple!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote usmaak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 10:53pm
Seriously, where the fk do they find these people?
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I’m guessing they found them at San Fran Comicon convention.
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.
It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused
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I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL


ummm... it’s not a chick...
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Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL
 
I wonder if she takes it out and blows her schnoz, does snot go flying everywhere?
 
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


snotty kid needs a backhand - maybe his parents need to take away his tablet while he’s outside and make him try sports - “what’s a baseball glove?”
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I don't know if anyone else noticed the lyrics in the original video...Is that Courtney from Match?

You ho bag! Her kitty is out there for anyone to "come find me".



"All Night"

If it's all right
I wanna kick it with you all night, all night
Have a good time
Ain't gotta worry 'cause it's all right, it's all right
All night, and all night, and all night, baby
Don't be shy, don't be shy, don't be shy, baby
All night and all night
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It's alright, it's okay
Everybody gonna say what they wanna say
Players gonna play when they wanna play
Long way, only for one night like Luther Vandross, right?
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Treat her like a queen then I give her that peter, jack
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I hate the music on the new ad, when you hear some woman saying..."do ya, do ya, do ya thang". 
I do my thing by hitting the mute button immediately!
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the music in the Apple face-recognition ugly transgender dude is worse - I can’t even understand the first few lines - to me it sounds like: “A sitty-wah - A sitty-wah” blah blah “walking down a hall” or something like that
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Quote It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused


With all the 'gender fluidity' being pushed on kids these days, it could still be a boy...   LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused


With all the 'gender fluidity' being pushed on kids these days, it could still be a boy...   LOL
That's what I thought.  It could still be a boy, so I looked it up.

Here's a whole article about people hating the Apple What's a Computer? ad:

You have to copy and paste URL in your browser.

http://abc7.com/technology/whats-a-computer-apples-ad-sparks-anger/2988377/

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Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL


ummm... it’s not a chick...
On the video you posted, the person at the end with the long brown hair has a silver nose ring.  That's the one I mean.
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