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^ LOL! |
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Funny, but I can top that....
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MrTim
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At least the beer is always cold... |
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The funny part will come when it thaws out, the snow melts and they find the dead bodies underneath.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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^^ He'd better hope the squirrels aren't looking for nuts... |
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Here's the plot for a 2009 horror flick called Hanger. By the time I got to the part where the guy inserts his dick into the leaking colostomy, I was crying. From Wikipedia: Unable to bring in any more money for Leroy, her abusive pimp, the pregnant Rose tries to run away in the middle of the night, but is caught by Leroy. Using a clothes hanger, Leroy performs an impromptu abortion on Rose, unintentionally killing her in the process. Leroy disposes of Rose's baby in a dumpster, where its cries attract the attention of a homeless man, who raises the disfigured child as "Hanger". On his eighteenth birthday, the vagrant sends Hanger off to live with John, his biological father, who the man had earlier met at a junkyard. John informs Hanger that he has gotten him a job at the junkyard, and that he will be working there and living with Russell, an acquaintance with Down syndrome. As he drives away with Hanger, John runs over the homeless man (who was defecating in his tent) and joyously tells his long-lost son "Welcome to the rest of your life!" John gives Hanger a picture of Rose, and picks up a prostitute for him to have sex with, but upon seeing Hanger's mutilated face, the woman goes into hysterics, so John crushes her head in his truck door. While Hanger is watching pornography with Russell in their home, a Jehovah's Witness visits, and Hanger mauls and partially eats her while being cheered on by Russell. Later, John drops by, and reveals to Hanger that he has a plan to get revenge on Leroy for what he did to Rose. On his way out, John is approached by Foxy White, Leroy's girlfriend, who offers to help John kill Leroy. John turns down Foxy's offer, but says he will make Leroy suffer "a little extra" if Foxy watches over Hanger. While Hanger is at work, John is captured by Leroy and a prostitute named Trashy, who disfigure him with a blow torch, and a hanger. Foxy finds John and tries to release him, but Leroy walks in on this, and shoots Foxy in the head. As that occurs, Russell and Hanger are drugged by Phil, a co-worker, who rapes them while wearing a Santa suit; at one point, Phil inserts his penis into Hanger's leaking colostomy. Russell and Hanger get their revenge on Phil at the junkyard, knocking him out, and placing him under a pile of garbage. Russell goes home and drinks tea made from used tampons, but after getting a call from Hanger, Russell goes to the junkyard, and finds Nicole (the owner's daughter) unconscious in her office, Hanger having knocked her out with Phil's drugs. Russell takes Nicole's tampon, and she is later found by Leroy, who rapes her while she is unconscious, and threatens her into luring away Russell so Leroy can be alone with Hanger. Once he is in Nicole's office, Russell is seemingly killed by Leroy, who chokes him with one of Nicole's tampons. Outside, Hanger stomps Phil's head in, and is confronted by Leroy, but John (who was left for dead, but recovered and killed Trashy by shoving a douche up her nose) appears and calls Leroy out. Leroy and John fatally shoot each other, and a distraught Hanger runs off with the hysterical Nicole. |
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My god you Trumplickers are easily amused. Ya wanna hear something that's REALLY FUNNY????? Trump and his clown cult still think he won the election!!!!! ππππππ€£ f**king morons!!!!!! ππππππ€£ |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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...while you and yours couldn't accept the 2016 election results for the entire next four years!! And from the sound of it, you haven't yet accepted that Trump's no longer the president. He sure seems to still be occupying the White House in your head. I think part of your hurt butt is because you realize what's in there right now...and it isn't much. And you voted for it. π |
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Oh geez.. Tell me all about the Capitol riot and the insurrection we attempted on behalf of and at the urging of Hillary. Or the election "audits" where Hillary hired a private firm with a partisan CEO, zero experience in election audits and which was paid for with campaign donations... You just keep on making up that goofy sh*t and pulling it out of your ass as long as it makes you feel better. Even if Biden was senile (he isn't) he'd still be a thousand times more on the ball than the lowlife scumbag huckster phony you helped shove down America's throat just because you thought it would be "entertaining" as you put it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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No, the Dems didn't commit insurrection, just 4 years of sabotage and interference. |
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You've gone completely 'round the bend and over the edge. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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No word if there are 'weed' seeds mixed in with the chia seeds... |
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Sounds like a great gag gift for a funny gift exchange.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Good ol' Murr...
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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