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DarkRealmStar ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Jul 2013 Location: Undisclosed Status: Offline Points: 3179 |
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You guys are cracking me up.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25858 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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This headline had to have been phrased like this on purpose...
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Online Points: 39489 |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began running unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me please? Thanks, Joe ——————————————————– Dear Joe: This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT” program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Jewelry 2.2, and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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This is pretty funny...
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Online Points: 39489 |
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Packers Fans Parody the Proper Way to Tackle After Clay Matthews Says NFL 'Going Soft'https://www.complex.com/sports/2018/09/packers-fans-parody-tackle-clay-mathews-says-nfl-going-soft
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Brett Kavanaugh strikes again!!!!!!
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DarkRealmStar ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Jul 2013 Location: Undisclosed Status: Offline Points: 3179 |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25858 |
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![]() ![]() I think she got MITCHED!! ![]() ![]() |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Sadly, I'm not smoking anything although I wish I was. ![]() Not just for my own pleasure, but so that I could offer some of it to you, as it sounds like you could use something to possibly help restore your long lost sense of humor |
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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Getting Mitched is a bitch!!!! ![]() |
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Online Points: 39489 |
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Hilarious Family Guy parody of the famous end-title scene of the 60s ABC Jetsons, where George gets stuck on the treadmill, and he yells, "Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!"
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Jimbo ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 48192 |
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I love those crossover cartoon parodies.
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Offline Points: 25858 |
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![]() ![]() Looks like he forgot to dab off with a Kleenex after he finished "whacking his carrot". ![]() |
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![]() I thought you might like that! Facebook sucks, but I have some friends on there that hate Trump as much as we do. ![]() |
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