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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Bet you didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition either, did you?


From the movie Sliding Doors.

I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2017 at 4:32pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”
 
LOLNow THAT makes my TurkeyDay! Thanks, ol'Mule!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Nov 2017 at 8:31pm
Stay tuned for a pic of the 2 year old in the dryer. I asked the boy's father to post it on facebook, it may take a few days.
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Henry, our youngest grandson, is the craziest little bundle of energy I've ever seen...No, nobody told him to get into the dryer.

I'm beat!  From chasing him around the house so the other adults had some time together.


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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Peter Pan peanut butter commercial blooper from Say When!! on NBC w/the late Art James, 1964 (probably could go also under Commercial Talk); I thought it was hilarious!
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^LOL




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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL




Loved Casey Kasem!  LOL
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I've posted a lot of stuff from the B&T show, they were based in Indy but were syndicated nationally.




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Watch this and try not to laugh..

Go ahead, try.

I dare ya!!!





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LOL


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I knew it couldn't be done!!!!
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A blonde with an electronic stud finder walks into a gay bar. A moment later she exclaims "It doesn't work!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Feb 2018 at 6:27am
A GAY MAN visits a church one Sunday. When the collection plate is passed, he puts in a $100 bill. The elder who was passing the plate saw it, took the Pastor aside and told him of the visitor's generous offering.

Beaming with appreciation, the Pastor addressed the congregation, telling them of the man's generosity. Then, as a small gesture of appreciation, he informed the man that he could choose the hymns.

The gay man stands up, looks around the congregation and pointing to his choices as he went, says...

"I choose HIM and HIM, and HIM and HIM and..."

Nyerk, nyerk.

I think that one was from Jr High.
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LOL
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