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    Posted: 02 May 2015 at 8:03pm
This toilet manufacture has 2 commercials out that I know of, their "clingy" one is actually not all that bad but this version just makes me cringe.



The lady in this video has such a bad fake tan, I could almost swear she just smeared poo all over herself in some freaky attempt to do "blackface". Why they chose this actress for their commercial baffles me.
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Skidmarks?
 
Stains on the toilet are not skidmarks.
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Yeah, skid marks are in your underwear.

In the toilet, I usually say "who flushed a crayon"?
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^LOL
 
Sometimes, if my cheap ass toilets didn't take all of mama's BM out so it'd be there for me to see.
I get really disgusted, but this is mama, she is paying the bills.
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After the first time I found one of the cats perched on the toilet, batting around a "floater" in the bowl, I always made sure everything flushed.  Plus, they drink outta there.  LOL


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I get a WTF moment when the head pops out of the toilet.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


After the first time I found one of the cats perched on the toilet, batting around a "floater" in the bowl, I always made sure everything flushed.  Plus, they drink outta there.  LOL



LOL Thanks for that mental image.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:





After the first time I found one of the cats perched on the toilet, batting around a "floater" in the bowl, I always made sure everything flushed.  Plus, they drink outta there.  LOL




Friends had a cat that perched on the toilet and actually used it! Of course being a cat it refused to flush the damn thing.
EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Remind me to teach that cat to put the seat back up for me ... That way the next time my girlfriend complains I have a scapegoat
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
 
Sometimes, if my cheap ass toilets didn't take all of mama's BM out so it'd be there for me to see.
I get really disgusted, but this is mama, she is paying the bills.
WinkI wouldn't put up with it - be the man of the house and make her flush again, or learn out to use a plunger (or do you end up basket-netting the occasional turd and tossing it out the door toward the hated neighbor's yard?)
Don't let her turn your bathroom into this (NOT 'American Standard'):
 
 
More than 'skidmarks'
Only a toilet AngMcP could appreciate...but WAIT! There are MORE at http://kentfoster.com/toilets.html
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LOL  Yikes!
 
She always flushes, the goodies don't always go down the pipe like they should. Wink
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^  Does your wife know you're talking about her bowel movements on an internet forum?  LOL


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Big smile
It's probably good she doesn't check up on me much.
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Disapprove'Clingers'
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RE: Clingers...

Now THIS is an ad I can relate to.

(had a clinger once. gave her to the Navy. didn't see her again for 17 years)
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