I *like* that commercial!

MissyDWolf doesn't drink, so it means 5 trips to the seats, 2 beers a trip.

We'd get two, leave...I'd shave, have her take off her glasses - we'd be 'the next couple' and get two more...then leave.

I'd toss my shirt and put on a hat, have her put her hair up and wear my glasses and we'd be 'the third couple'; snatch our beers, which I'd guzzle, and then depart.

I'd swipe a jacket and wear her glasses, make her gimme mine back and make her wear my old shirt - we'd now be the 'fourth couple' and finish the beers before sitting completely down, explaining I had to run to the little beer drinker's room to relieve myself, as I stumbled over a few bikers and she covered her face in embarrassment.

After accidently peeing on myself, but only a little bit and having ditched the stolen jacket in the restroom, we'd get dressed as we first were and I'd ensure we were chosen as the 'final couple' by simply being an obnoxious drunk. We'd be given the final two beers which I'd finish right before getting dragged out of the theater by an angry bunch o'bikers who are all pissed off that I got more beer than anyone else. I'd promptly provide an eloquent, although a tad slurred speech about 'getting your fair share' from the sponsor - Carlsberg' while explaining that Carlsberg 'Elephant' Beer is the only decent beer they make, and they should demand THAT.

MissyDWolf would immediately thereafter bail me out of the local establishment.