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Angry McPisseron View Drop Down
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    Posted: 23 Nov 2008 at 3:16pm


Why call "eight hundred five eight eight two three hundred" when you can just click on this PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shiit motherphucker)?

Yeah, like I'd really want to do that. AngryDeadAngry

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CatWoman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Nov 2008 at 8:16am
I used to have fun putting 588-2300 in people's pagers, when I wasn't beeping them with the number of a porn theatre.Big%20smile

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You don't know how much I HATE this ad! One day, I'll fly a plane to Japan so I don't have to see this annoying commercial anymore FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
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EIGHT HUN-DRED, FIVE EIIIGHT EIIIGHT, TWO THREE HUN-DRED, EMMMM-PIIIIRE!Tongue(That 'Today' at the end almost ruins it!)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2011 at 8:07pm
The guy who did the voiceover in these commercials died a few months ago at the age of 89.
 
 
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I honestly remember this jingle from when I was a kid, 25 or so years ago.  You'd think they could come up with a new one every couple decades..
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jul 2011 at 10:46pm
Confused...believe it or not...I never knew anything about EMPIRE until we 'retired' up north...saw it the first time while in Long Island, addressing a contract, maybe 5 or 6 years ago. Then...wouldn't you know - just early last week, while son & self were on Southern U.S.A. road trip, I saw it in Virginia - shocked the heck out of me.
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Pa, it was a local Chicago business, which gradually expanded to a national one, over the years (advertising on 'superstation WGN had a lot to do with it)
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jul 2011 at 12:20am
Originally posted by Obie Obie wrote:

Pa, it was a local Chicago business, which gradually expanded to a national one, over the years (advertising on 'superstation WGN had a lot to do with it)
ShockedYa gotta be sh*ttin' me! Chicago is my favorite 'home'; most of my family is around there, I've held meetings there for MANY years - and I've never seen the commercial there...I MUST have been  'sheltered' - I had NO idea. Thanks for making my head spin, Obie... 
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