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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2015 at 2:02am
The wimmins just want the stuffed Teddy dick-on-a-stick - you see how big that bear is, well...
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2015 at 2:05am
Or, even worse, they make you say, "I stole from the dead!" I stole from the dead! I stole from the dead!" To random people.....
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Or make you say "I'm a cheap bastard! I'm a cheap bastard! I'm a cheap bastard!" to random people.



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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Donathan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2015 at 2:16am
Jimbo, LOL. I still think that making you say,"I stole from the dead!" To random people is way worse than "I'm a cheap bastard!" Because being a cheap bastard implies that you are paying, just very little, whereas stealing from the dead makes you not only a freeloader, but a grave robber. ..
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2015 at 2:41am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

For $100.00, you can buy a $40.00 box of Godiva Chocolates, $20.00 dozen roses, a Hallmark Card for $7.00, a small cute Teddy Bear for $20.00, and a cheap 2 for $10.00 at Burger King dinner!(Whopper Jr, value fries, and a value drink is roughly $5.00)



Who the hell gets satisfied off a Whopper Jr meal? Is she 5?
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Snes, in my hypothetical budget, I didn't have enough money left over to take her out to a "real" restaurant, so Burger King it is! My budget for the $199.00 Teddy Bear thread actually included taking her to a nice steak dinner and a bigger box of chocolates.    But, in this thread, the budget is only $100.00. Basically half of the $199.00 budget....
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I'd just pocket the food money and tell her the meal is in my pants.
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You're so naughty, Papa!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Feb 2015 at 2:25pm
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

I'd just pocket the food money and tell her the meal is in my pants.
No - they'd swipe the money and go for the Teddy Bear dick-on-a-stick
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