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    Posted: 13 Feb 2015 at 7:26pm
Do adult women really want a 4 foot teddy bear for valentines day? This ad is creepy on a few levels, most of which is that the target audience would be more like 6 to 10 year old girls.

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Originally posted by atikovi atikovi wrote:

Do adult women really want a 4 foot teddy bear for valentines day? This ad is creepy on a few levels, most of which is that the target audience would be more like 6 to 10 year old girls.

Good point!  I can't imagine any woman wanting this for anything, let alone a Valentine's Day present.  For $100 you can even buy a piece of jewelry.
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Yup. Nothing say drop those panties like a childs toy. And they can keep the VD. Wink
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Originally posted by peachblossom666 peachblossom666 wrote:

For $100 you can even buy a piece of jewelry.

For $100, you can buy one of those Fathead wall decals.  Just as useless and just as much a waste of money, but at least it doesn't take up any room.

And if she's juvenile enough to get off on gigantic stuffed animals, those wall decals might be perfect.  Maybe they have unicorns.


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The type of guy who would buy this huge ass beast strikes me as the type who is an obsessed "Ted" fan that would eventually drop hints of doing a threesome with her and the bear.







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Even when I was a kid I didn't like huge stuffed animals.  I had my one little stuffed dog Max that I took with me everywhere for a couple of years and when I outgrew Max, that was it.  My real dog loved me back back so why waste time with one that just sits there?  Any time I dated a stuffed animal type of guy the relationship wouldn't last long and I'd be stuck with a space wasting reminder of the fool.  
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I don't think getting a stuffed animal is very much in the way of compensation for getting VD.

But that's just me.

Some might feel differently.

Possibly if it were one of those vintage, collectible German teddy bears that are worth a small fortune.

I guess it would depend upon the type of VD we're talking about.

Gonorrhea maybe, but syphilis, I would think not.









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For $100.00, you can buy a $40.00 box of Godiva Chocolates, $20.00 dozen roses, a Hallmark Card for $7.00, a small cute Teddy Bear for $20.00, and a cheap 2 for $10.00 at Burger King dinner!(Whopper Jr, value fries, and a value drink is roughly $5.00)

My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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Or you could just go out, hire a hooker & say "screw the ol' lady".






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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

For $100.00, you can buy a $40.00 box of Godiva Chocolates, $20.00 dozen roses, a Hallmark Card for $7.00, a small cute Teddy Bear for $20.00, and a cheap 2 for $10.00 at Burger King dinner!(Whopper Jr, value fries, and a value drink is roughly $5.00)



You sound like a cheap date. In the best possible way of course.
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^ Lol. I'm a Cashier with a Gambling Habit. My lady should be grateful if I can spend $100.00 on her for Valentine's Day.
My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.





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For $100 on VD, you should let her beat you up during sex.
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^^ Burger King dinner afterwards still? Only she drives.
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Originally posted by purple rose purple rose wrote:

I'm old fashioned - I like flowers. I don't even care if they're picked from the side of the road. They're colorful, they smell pretty, and they don't accumulate. 


I do flowers too.  For $12.50 at Publix I can get a 3 for 1 special, a bunch each of, say, mums, carnations, and daisies - mix up the colors and she's thrilled.  Mostly she's happy that I did not forget her.

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A friend o' mine once brought his girlfriend flowers from the cemetery.  Don't remember if it was for Valentine's Day or her birthday.




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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

^^ Burger King dinner afterwards still? Only she drives.


Hey, Valentine's Day is a special day, so why not feed her after giving her teddy bear, chocolates, flowers, and a card? She gets to be spoiled three, okay, four times a year. Her Birthday, Valentine's Day, our Anniversary, and Christmas. Okay, five, if she did something really good, like get a promotion or save someone's life.
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

 

Hey, Valentine's Day is a special day, so why not feed her after giving her teddy bear, chocolates, flowers, and a card? She gets to be spoiled three, okay, four times a year. Her Birthday, Valentine's Day, our Anniversary, and Christmas. Okay, five, if she did something really good, like get a promotion or save someone's life.

Feeding her is the endgame.  That's why you give her all the other stuff.


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Afterwards, spoil her one more time with:
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

A friend o' mine once brought his girlfriend flowers from the cemetery.  Don't remember if it was for Valentine's Day or her birthday.


That's very creative LOL  Those flowers usually have some great trumpet lillies and other stunning types.

But, some might consider that to be the equivalent of buying an engagement ring at a pawn shop Shocked

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^  On the other hand, it requires more effort and some amount of danger as compared to just buying a bouquet at the store.  That has to account for something.


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^ Yes, it does.

"Honey, you have no idea what I went through to get this beautiful arrangement?" Wink

..and he even remembered to remove the little "from the _____ family card.


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I used to cut flowers off of my mom's flowering shrubs & take them to girlfriends. Never for special occasions, though. Just for the hell of it.

Azaleas & scented Gardenias, mostly.

A rose or two occasionally.

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Stealing from the Dead? There's no way that can go badly wrong. Just ignore the ghosts haunting you for stealing from them and possessing you to start dancing like a maniac at your business meetings....
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Or getting arrested.

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